![]() ![]() And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness–and call it love–true love.” -Robert Fulgham “Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” -Kathy Mohnke.“If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say ‘Now you’re super mad!’ If they laugh marry them.” -Anonymous.The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass.” -Mac MacGuff in Juno Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. “Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.“And do you solemnly swear to protect me from spiders as long as we both shall live?” -Anonymous.“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” -H.“In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.” -Woody Allen.“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” -Mae West.“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” -Anonymous.So surprisingly we just stopped fighting after that.” -Barack Obama “After about 15 years I finally figured out that she’s always right.Went to Lowe’s and bought a toilet” -Anonymous I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad, and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat.” -Mindy Kaling “I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a date night.“The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” -Anonymous.“In every good marriage, it pays sometimes to be a little deaf.” - Ruth Bader Ginsberg.“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” - Will Ferrell. ![]() So to kick off that process, grab your spouse, cozy up together, and enjoy these funny marriage quotes! Like reducing stress, stimulating the immune system, lifting our spirits, and bringing us closer to our spouse. So to honor 20 years of laughing together, here are 20 funny quotes about marriage! (And yes, the photo at the top is us on our wedding day, courtesy of Photography by Leanne Reis.) 20 Funny Marriage Quotesīelieve it or not, there are many benefits of laughter to a marriage. February 14, 2022, also marks 20 years since my husband and I went on our first date!Īnd laughter has always been a big part of our relationship. It’s actually because of him that I’m writing this post.įebruary marks National Weddings Month, National Marriage Week (February 7-14), and World Marriage Day (February 13).īuuuut. While some can laugh at those, not all can.Īnd I love my hubby too much to hurt his feelings. How many quotes have you heard that are at one spouse’s expense or degrade the other in some way? ![]() When both spouses can laugh without hurting the other’s feelings. ![]()
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